Top 10 Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi on Whatsapp

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Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |09-Dec-2019 | 0 Comments | 39 Views

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Husband: Baby Mai bahar jaa raha hu kaam se thodi der me aata hu.

Wife: please rukko, please kuch asa leke aana jisse mai aapko badi sundar lagu 👗👓💄👠🎀.

Husband: Aate hue ek Whisky ke bottle le aaya.  😜 😜 😜 😜

(After 2 Peg - baby tum duniya ki sabse sundar biwi ho)

 

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Santa: Kisi ne kaha hai jaha ek  baar dhoka mile waha mud kar kadam nahi rakhna chaiye.

Banta: Ab tera kahne ka matlab hai mai sasural bhi naa jau ab 😂 😃 😃 😂

 

3.

Supreme court me wife ne appeal ki apne husband ke khilaaf ki usko uske pati ne daba dhamka ke rakha hai.

Supreme court Judge: Tume peeche 12 saalo se apni wife ko dara dhamka ke rakha hua hai?

Mujrim Husband: Ji Judge sabh.. Woo baat ye hai kiii…..

Supreme Court Judge: Safai nahi chiye bhai. Tarika...bata …  tarika…?😂 😃 😃 😂

 

4.

Husband: Kya bakwas dek rahi ho, channel change kar muje match dekna hai.

Wife: Nahi lagau gi 😏 😏.

Husband: Dek Lunga 😏.

Wife: Kya dek lega be😡😡.

Husband: baby wahi channel jo tum dek rahi ho😂 😃 😃 😂.

 

Bechara Pati

 

5.

Wife: Kaha ho tum abhi tak ghar nahi aaye?

Husband: Tumhe woo jewelry store yaad hai jaha tumhe diamond ka set pasand aaya tha?

Wife: Badi hi kushi se..  Haa yaad hai… bilkul yaad hai..

Husband: Yaad hai naa tumhe uss time humare pass paise nahi the?

Wife: Or bhi kush hote hue… haa baby yaad hai yaad hai…

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Husband: Bus baby ussi dukaan ke aage se gujar raha hu... 😂😂😂😂.

Wife: B############ C############# C#######😡😡😡😡.

 

6.

Ek din husband fan thik kar raha tha, tabhi usne apni wife ko zor se bulaya..

Husband: Baby idar aana zara…

Wife: Kyo kya hua?

Husband: Idar to aao ek min ke liye

Wife: aagayi.. Batao kya hua…

Husband: In dono taaro me se ek taar pakdo..

Wife: Per kyo?

Husband: Pakdo too….

Wife: Acha baba ye lo… 

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Husband: Kuch hua?

Wife: Nahi….

Husband: Acha to matlab current dusri taar me hai...😂 😃 😃 😂.

Wife: B#####K#####L#####😡😡😡😡😡😡.

 

7.

Tufaani barish waali raat me ek aadmi Dominos se pizza lene poocha, Jab Dominos ne deliver karne se bhi mana kar diya tha. 

Aadmi: Bhai Sabh ek pizza dena. 

Domino employee: Sir pizza to bana dete hai per ek baat batao.

Aadmi: pooch.

Domino employee: Aapki wife ka aaj pizza ka bada hi maan ho raha hai naa?

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Aadmi: Haa tuje kaise pata?

Domino employee: Kyo ki kisi ki maa to apne bete ko asi baarish me pizza ke liye beje gi nahi.

Aadmi:Chup#😅😅😅😅

 

8.

Ek aadmi ki taang toot gayi to Hospital poocha. Waha uski saath waali seat per ek or aadmi baitha tha jiski dono taange tooti padi thi.

Iss shareef aadmi ka bhoola pan to deko isne question kya poocha.

Ek tooti taang waala aadmi: Bhai Sabh ek baat poochu?

Dono Tooti taango waala aadmi: Haa pooch le bhai…

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Ek tooti taang waala aadmi:Aapki do biwiya hai kya 😂😂😂😂😂😂…

 

9.

Ek Survey ke anusaar 40% Husband apni wife se pareshaan hai….

 

Baaki ke 60% logo ne wife ke darr se iss survey me part hi nahi liya...😜😜😜 😁😁

 

10.

Meri Hindi to humesha hi week rahi hai…

Biwi koo pyar waala message bej raha tha..

“Priyatma likna tha...”

“Pretatma lika gaya…”

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Aaj teen din ho gaye, abhi tak sofe per soo raha hu😀😛 😜 😳

 

 

 

 

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