Top 10 Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp Groups

1.

Santa apne dost banta se: Yaar muje apni biwi se talak chiye woo.

Banta: Kyo chiye?

Santa: Yaar kyoki woo muje peechle 6 month se baat nahi kar rahi.

Banta: Yaar Santa ek baar achi trah soch le, Asi Kismat or asi biwi baar baar nahi milti 😏😏😂😂.

2.

Husband Bathroom se: Biwi sunti ho? Kya muje towel de sakti ho kya?

Wife ( Gusse me): Yaar hadd hai her baar bina towel liye andar ghuste hi kyo ho? 

• Gande kapde jagah jagah gire pade hote hai tumhare.

• Shampoo soap brush kabhi jagah per nahi hota.

• Her bathroom se bedroom tak gile par leke jaate ho and sab kichad kar dete ho ghar me.

Husband ne socha: B######## Sa##la maine kaha hi kyo. Saala towel maaga yaa tufaan bula liya 😏😏😂😂.

3.

Patni : Gusse se boli - Mai jaa rahi hu ghar chod ke  😈😈.

Pati Bhi Gusse me bola: Haa “JAAN” Chod ab meri Dafa ho jaa😏😏.

Patni: Bus Tumhar Muje ye pyar se “JAAN” bolna hi rok leta hai muje.

4.

Husband ka accident: Ghar poocha poore haath pair se khoon nikal taha tha, ek aank sooji padi thi 😏.

Wife: dek kar ghabri or boli ye kya ho gaya, kaise hua?

Husband: Yaar ek aurat apni scotty se takkar maar kar nikal gayi.

Wife: To tumne uski scooty ka number nahi deka? 

Husband: Yaar mai ek dum gira to dek hi nahi paaya ki scotty ka color or number kya tha🤒.

Per Ladki bahut hi sundar ghane ghane khule baal, laal laal lips, badi badi nashili aanko waali thi 😍😍😍😍.  Usne bada hi beautiful saa top daala hua tha, uspe bada cute saa - Love Pink lika tha.

 Usne pink color ki bengals daali hui thi, Black color ki chappal thi, ears me mast se rings the, koka bhi chamak raha tha. Sabse jayda to uske daaye daal per cute saa til tha.

Wife: Tumri M####################### .

Ab Husband ki dono eyes sooji padi hai🤒 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

5.

Saavn ke iss suhane masum me.

Single ladke: Apni Gf ke sapne dekte hai.

Commited ladke: Date per jaate hai and pyar bhari baate karte hai.

Shaadi shuda pati: Baby ye kapde kaha sukne daalu karte hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

6.

Wife : Yaar tum koi kaam dhang se nahi karte ho 😈😈

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Husband: Ohh Ab kya kar diya maine? 😏😏😏😏😏😏

Wife: Yaad hai kal tumne jo cylinder lagaya tha? 😈😈😈😈

Husband: Haa yaad hai kya hua usme?

Wife: Patna nahi ek chota saa cylinder tak nahi lagana nahi aata. 

Husband: Per hau kya?

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Wife: Jab se cylinder lagaya hai tab se do baar doodh ubal chukka hai.😯😯😃😜😃😜😃

Husband: Hattttt B#########.😈😈😈😈

7.

Husband: Yaar tumhari ek cheez badi hi bekar hai.

Wife: woo kya?

Husband: Tum har cheez per sirf mera mera karti hai kabhi Humara Humara nahi bolti.

Kuch Din Baad… Wife kuch Almira se dund rahi thi.

Husband: Kya dund rahi ho princess?

Wife: Humara Paticoat 😜😃😜😃😜😃😜😃

8 .

Wife: Baby Tum mere saath KarwaaChoth ka wart rakho ge naa iss baar?

Husband: Baby Maine kabhi tumhe ki mere saath Daru Peene chalo 😁😁😁?

9.

Doctor: Aapki wife bus ab do se teen din ki mahmaan hai. I am so so sorry for that.

Husband: Ohh 2 se 3 din. Koi naa sir ab itna time kaata. Ye 2 se 3 din bhi kaise na kaise karke kaath hi lenge.😜😜😃

10. 

Husband: Baby last month ka hisaab do tumhe kya kya liya?

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Wife ne Hisaab likna shuru kiya to beech beech me BH. JAA. Ki. G likne lagi.

Example ;  

800 BH. JAA. Ki. G

1000 BH. JAA. Ki. G

5000 BH. JAA. Ki. G

Husband: Ye beech beech me kya BH. JAA. Ki. G lik rahi ho?

Wife: Ye hai Baghwan Jaane Kaha Gaye.😁😁😁

Husband: Whattttttt.

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