Majedar Chutkule woo bhi 10 on Husband Wife | Hindi Jokes

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Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |10-Oct-2019 | 0 Comments | 12 Views

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Wife:Baby sunno mere muh me machar chala gaya…

Husband: Pagli All Out pee lee, 6 minute me kaam shuru...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

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Husband: Baby aaj bahar kahana kaaye ge…

Wife: Haa pakka… muje sirf 2 min do abhi ready ho kar aayi…

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Husband: To thik hai mai bahar chatai lagata hu…

Wife:C######πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

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Biwiya duniya ke ase ikalote aatanki sangathan hote hai….

Jo Apne kye gaye humlo ki zimme waari kabhi nahi leti…

  

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Wife: Aapko pata hai, saamne waali pinky ko maths me 100 me se 98 aaye hai.

Husband: Acha? 2 number kaha kate?

Wife: Apna beta lekar aaya hai naa 2 numberπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

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Pati gusse se badbadta hua apne ghar me ghussa…

Patni: Kya hua itne gusse me yko ho?

Pati: Woo mera Apne apartments ke manager se ladai ho gayi…

Patni: kyo kya hua?

Pati: woo kamina bol raha tha ki uski iss apartments ki her ladki se setting hai srif ek ko chod ke…

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Patni: Acha asa kaha usne… Lagta hai 4th floor waali mrs sharma hongi wahi ek nakchidi hai…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Pati abhi tak Sunn### pada hai.

 

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Ek Husband and wife bartoono ki dukaan me lad rahe the…

Wife: Ye chote waale glass lo muje ye pasand hai.

Husband: Nahi thode bade waale lo..

Wife: Nahi Chote…

Husband: Nahi Bade…

Dukaan Daar: Bhai sabh kyo lad rahe ho bhengi se… lelo naa chote waale glass.

Husband: Yaar tu to bol hi mat, tuje to bachne ki padi hai yaha chote chote glasso me mere haath nahi ghooste, Saare maajne to maine hi hai naa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

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Wife: Baby ek game khele?

Husband: Haa chalo, per kon si game?

Wife: Jab mai COLOR bolu gi tumne left side ki dewar per haath lagana hai, or agar mai FRUIT kaa naam lu to tum right dewar per haath lagana.

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Husband: Jeetne waale ko kya mile ga?

Wife: Haarne waala jeetne waale ki saari umar baat maane ga.

Husband: Fir to wife to tu ready ho jaa meri saari life baate maane ke liye..

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Game Shuru.

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Wife: Acha ready ho jaao or mera pahla word hai … ORANGE.

Husband: Abhi tak confuse hai ki… Wife ne FRUIT ka Naam liya ya COLOR ka.

 

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Husband: Baby tum meri film me kaam karo gi?

Wife: Haa karu gi naa, per karna kya hai…

Husband: Kuch nahi bus nadi me jaakar kada hona hai…

Wife: Tumhare movie ka naam kya hai?

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Husband:Gayi bhas paani meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ HAHAHA!!!

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Wife(full gusse me):B###C###. 

Kuch der gaaliya de kar wife kuch sochne lagi… or boli

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Wife: Baby movie muje bhi banani hai, kya tum karo ge meri movie me kaam??

Husband:Haa karu gaa per muje karna kya hai?

Wife: Kuch jayda nahi ghat pe aana hai fir ghar jaana hai fir dubara yahi 5 se 6 baar karna hai…

Pati: Bus itna saa kaam.

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Wife: Haa bus itna…

Pati: Per movie kaa naam kya hai?

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Wife:Dhobi ka kutta naa ghar kaa naa ghat kaaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Pati ab Chup Hai, samaj nahi aaraha ki kya kahe bechara.

 

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Apni patni se dukhi ho kar ek aadmi pandit ji ke pass gaya or bola..

Pati: Pandit ji ek baat bataiye.. Ye kya janam janam waali baat sach hai kya?

Pandit: Haa bacha ek dum sach hai…

Pati:Iska matlab muje agle janam me bhi yahi biwi mile gi?

Pandit: Haa bilkul yahi mile gi…

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Pandit: Saala fir to kudh kushi karne kaa bhi koi fayda nahi...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

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Nigah ke dooran, moulvi sabh ne zor se swaj lagai…

Moulvi: Koi asa bhi hai jisse iss shaadi se aitraaz hai?

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Zor se awaj aayi - Haa muje aitraaz hai….

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Moulvi( Gusse se): Amma yaar hadd hai.. Tum to chup raho… tum to dhule ho… Tumhe to aitraaz zindgi bhar rahe gaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

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Chok per ek kaafi bade board per ek mixer ke saath hot si ladki ka photo laga tha or lika tha --- “Exchange offer”

Pati badi kushi see kaafi der tak uss board ko dekta raha fir…

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Wife: Baby jayda mat socho… Offer sirf mixer per hai ladki per nahi😜😜😜😜😜.

 





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