Latest 10 Whatsapp jokes in Hindi on Husband and wife

Funny jokes chiye apne whatsapp Chats ke liye to check karo Pati Patni jokes woo bhi Hindi me.
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |09-Dec-2019 | 0 Comments | 43 Views

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Wife: baby Kaha ho Abhi tak aaye nahi office se.

Husband: yaar mera accident ho gaya bure waala. Bada khoon nikal raha hai, to mai hospital jaa raha hu.

Wife: ohh yaar, Maine kal hi to tumhe new lunch box lekar diya tha. Dek kar batna toot to nahi gaya. Kitna tension dete ho tum.

 

 

2.

Santa: yaar ye LIC waale bhi bade kamaal ke hote hai.

Banta: woo kaise?

Santa: Dusro ki Biwiyo ke pass baith kar, unhe unke Pati ke marne ke fayade samjate hai. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

 

3.

Wife: baby aaj muje breakfast aap bana ke do.

Husband: Ye baat sunte saar, ready hua or ghar se nikal gaya

Wife ne socha kuch lene gaya hai

Husband apne lawyer se poochne gaya ki yaar meri wife mujse roz breakfast banwati hai. Mai usse divorce dene ki soch raha hu.

 

Lawyer: bhai sirf breakfast ke liye divorce dene ki soch raha hai? Mai yaha bartan bhi maanj ke Hata hu 

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜›.

 

Husband chup chap ghar aake breakfast banane laga.

 

 

4.

Agar Pati kahana kahate waqt Biwi se achar maange to samaj lena khane me dum nahi.

Haa ek or baat, Biwi ke khaane me dum nahi ye bolne ka Pati me dum haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜›.

 

 

5.

Wife: Baby sunno, jis Pandit ji ne humari shaadi karwai thi naa? Unki aaj death ho gayi.

Husband: Ab ek na ek din to usse uske paapo ki sajja milni hi thi.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜›.

 

 

6.

Husband jaise hi ghar poocha to wife ne jaadu leke peetna shuru kar diya and koob peeta.

Husband: baby maar kyo rahi ho? Maine kya kiya. 

Wife: tumhe pata hai saamne waale sharma ji ka affair chal raha hai.😑

 

Husband: To Isme maine kya kiya, muje kyo peet rahi ho?

Wife: taaki tumme mera khauf kaayam raheπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

 

7.

Latest Search se ye pata laga hai ki jis Ghar me wife apne aage apne husband ki bilkul nahi chalne deti. Ussi Gharo ke Pati Whatapp group bana kar Admin banne ka robb Jaadte hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

 

8.

Pati Bed se uthe saar seeda kitchen me gaya or apni patni ke Chai banane laga. Kuch der baad Yaad aaya ki patni to maayke gayi hai.

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Ab isse prem kahe yaa khof aap hi sochiye.😜😜😜😜😜.

 

 

9.

Agar Wife apni saree ka paloo kamar me thoos lee to samaj jao ki aaj yaa to woo ghar ka kaam niptaye gi yaa fir aapko….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›.

 

 

10.

Santa: Kal maine Apne ek dost ko phone kiya or poocha kaha busy hai?. 

Banta: To?

Santa: To usne bataya ki woo ek research me busy hai.

Banta: Kasi research?

Santa: Maine bhi wahi poocha. To usne bataya  ki woo - “In Very Constrained environment, he is giving Aqua thermal treatment to all kind of small and large steel and aluminium products”.

Banta: Wow kuch thakdi hi research lag rahi hai. Kuch pata hai kya hai isme?

Santa: Haa iska matlab hai woo apni wife ki nigrani me ghar ke saare chote bade bartan maanj raha tha  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›.

 

 

 

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