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Majedar Chutkule woo bhi 10, pado ab hindi jokes in hindi
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |10-Oct-2019 | 0 Comments | 45 Views

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Wife: Baby meri jubaan per chaale pad gaye… kya karu…

Husband: Jab tum isse kabhi aram to deti nahi.. Chaale to hone hi the...๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜

 

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Ek aadmi apne poorne ghar ke poorne kaagaj dek raha tha. Tabhi uske haath me apni wife ka 10th ka report card aaya.

Wife ke report card me lika tha…

:”Madhur bolne waali and shaant sabhav ki ladki”

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Woo aadmi uss din se confused jee raha hai...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

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Ek aadmi kaafi der tak apne kaan per mobile laga kar baitha tha. Uske muh se ek word nahi nikal raha tha.

Kaafi der usse ase dek kar mujse raha nahi gaya or maine usse pooch liya.

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Bhai sabh aap kisi se baat kar bhi rahe hai yaa sirf ase hi mobile kaan per laga kar kade ho?

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Usne uss time bola: Bhai sabh, please chup rahe ek dum. Mai apni wife se baat kar raha hu...๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ.

 

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Chok per ek kaafi bade board per ek mixer ke saath hot si ladki ka photo laga tha or lika tha --- “Exchange offer”

Pati badi kushi see kaafi der tak uss board ko dekta raha fir…

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Wife: Baby jayda mat socho… Offer sirf mixer per hai ladki per nahi๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ.

 

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Ek idiot dimag and samaj daar Husband me kya farak hai…Dono apni patni se kis trah baat karte hai…

 

Idiot Husband: Tum kabhi chup bhi raha karo humesha bad bad karti rahti hoo...๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท.

 

Samajdaar Husband: Jaan jab tum kaamosh rahti ho naa tab tumhari halki si smile aati hai, tum badi haseen lagti ho๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜€. 

 

Husband bhi kuch and wife bhi… Isi liye kahte hai… Rishta wahi.. Per soch nayi...

 

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Kal newspaper me ek article aaya jisne me lika tha “Biwi ko kaabu me karne ke upaaye.

Maine heading dekte saar hi poora article ek saas me pad diya… Usme kuch ase points like the..

  1. Subah jaldi uthe..

  2. Halka kahana khaaye…

  3. Exercise kare…

  4. Gym jaaye….

  5. Etc … etc…

 

Poora article padne ke baad samaj nahi aaraha tha incheezo me se lag babh mai sabhi to karta hu, to inse biwi kaise control me aaye gi???

 

Maine fir se article ki headline padi…

 

BP ko kaabu me karne ke upaaye… 

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Shit yaar kya pad liya...๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

 

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Duniya ki koi asi cheez batao jo kabhi bhi patni ki nahi ho sakti?

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Nahi pata laga?

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Woo hai uski galti๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•.

 

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Maine ek aadmi se poocha sir aap shaadi se pahle kya karte the.?

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Bus yahi sun kar bechare ki aanko me aasu aagye.. Or bola…

“Jo mera maan karta tha mai woo karta tha…”

 

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Pati roz sone se pahle ek baar chinni ka dabba khol kar dekta๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ or dek kar so jaata...๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด.

 

Patni se raha nahi gaya or usne pooch liya… kyo ji tum roz roz chinni ka dabba kyo khol ke dekte ho sone se pahle…

 

Pati: Yaar doctor ne kaha tha roz sone se pahle ek baar sugar check karke sonaa..๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†…

 

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Pati: Baby mai tumhare saath 7 janam tak rahu ga and 7 to janam tumhe bada pyar karu ga.

Patni: kyo? Fir 8 ve janam se kiske saath muh maarne ka irarda hai?

 

Pati : B#########C###### maine kuch bola hu kyuuu.

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Patiyo …. Or kar lo pyar bhari baate biwiyo see๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ.

 

 

 

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