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Majedar Chutkule: Sirf Pati patniyo ke liye thodi si masti
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |10-Dec-2019 | 0 Comments | 69 Views

 

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Pati or patni me jagda ho jaata hai… tab

Patni: Mai apne maa baap ke ghar chali jaau gi…

Pati: Aho Bhagye humare…

Patni:Tumse baate karne waala koi nahi hoga…

Pati: Aho Bhagye humare…

Patni: Mai mar jaau gi…

Pati: Aho Bhagye humare…

Patni:Acha ye baat hai.. Her cheez me… Aho Bhagye humare…

Mai to kahi naa jaa rahi… yahi rahu gi tumhare sir per ched ke…

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Pati: Bus yahi durbhagya humara….๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

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Ye kahawat to sunni hogi…

“Her Kutte ka waqt aata hai…”

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Humne woo din bhi deke hai jab sharab ki dukaan ek week ke liye band hoti hai to… patniyo ki kushi kaa thikaana nahi hota…

Wahi jab sunaar ki dukaano ki hadtaal hoti hai…. Patiyo ki kushi kaa thikaana nahi hota...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

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Husband ek din sofe per soo raha tha...wife sote hue husband ke pass gayi or usko keech kar tapad maara…

Husband: Muje kyo maara…

Wife:Tumhare pocket se muje ek card mila hai jispe… “Amanda” lika tha…

Husband: Haa to kya ho gaya.. Kal race ke liye gaya tha.. Jis godi per bet lagai thi uska naam “Amanda” tha…

Wife: Sorry baby..

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Husband kuch dino baad job se ghar aaya or jaise hi ghar me gussa to wife ne keech ke danda sir pe maara…

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Husband: Tum pagal ho gayi ho kyaa...Kyo maara…

Wife: Tumhari Godi ka phone aaya tha….๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


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Husband:Mai kal dubai jaa raha hu…

Wife: Mai bhi saath chalti hu....Muje jewelry leni hai…

Husband:Nahi mai dubai nahi… Singapore jaa raha hu…

Wife: Haa koi naa mai aati hu… muje cosmetic leni hai…

Husband: Arre baba mai majak kar raha tha…Mai to London jaa raha hu…

Wife:Haa to kya hua chalo mai bhi chalti hu…muje Gucci and Parada ke prefumes and clothes lene hai…

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Husband (Chid kar): Mai narak jaa raha hu….

Wife:Baghwan kaa diya sabkuch hai bus apna dhyan rakhna…

 

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Employee: Sir, meri patni mere saath 5-6 dino ke liye mere saath ghoome jaana chahti hai… Muje chutti chiye sir…

Boss: Bilkul nahi milegi…

Employee: Thankyou sir, muje maalum tha iss musibat ke samaye per aap hi mere kaam aaye ge...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


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Santa: Yaar kal teri biwi ki cheekne chilaane ki awaaze mere ghar tak aarahi thi… lagta hai tuje kal badi gaali padi… Kya hua tha๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ?

 

Banta: Kuch nahi yaar… kal uski photo gati se facebook per upload karne ki jagah OLX per upload ho gayi…

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Fir hadd to tab ho gayi jab… ek ladke ne comment kiya ki ye 1985 ka kabaada kisne daala?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

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Ek aadmi ki tapaya se kush hokar baghwan parkat hue or bole:

Baghwan: Bole bache tuje kya chiye?

Aadmi: Dharti se lekar swarg tak ki road bana do…

Baghwan: Mushkil hai bache ye nahi ho paaye ga… Kuch or maangoo.

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Aadmi: Chalo thik hai...Duniya ki her patni ko samajdaar, shushil, and shaant bana doo..

Baghwan: Ye bata swarg to road tuje single lane me chiye yaa double?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

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Wife: Babe ye jo tum facebook per roz roz romantic shayari likte ho - “Ye teri julfe jaise rashem ki dor” …. Ye kiske liye likte ho?

Husband: Tere liye likta hu jaan, or kon hai mera…

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Wife:To fir ek baat batao…

Husband:Haa poocho…

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Wife: Jab wahi rashem ki dor… daal me aajati hai to itna cheekte kyo ho???๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

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Kahte hai jaha aadmi ko ek baar dhoka mile waha kabhi dubara nahi jaana chaiye…

Ab iska matlab kya aadmi ab apne sasural bhi naa jaaye….๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

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Santa: Yaar banta “Art of Living” kya hota hai?

Banta: Apni biwi ko shopping mall se bina shopping karwaye waapis le aane ko hi “ Art of Living” bolte hai..

 

 

 

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