Best 10 Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp Friends

Pati Patni per Majedar Chutkule in hindi me, Husband wife in Hindi whatsapp ke liye
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |10-Oct-2019 | 0 Comments | 9 Views

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Patni: Shaadi se pahle to tum roz mandir jaate the….

Pati: Haa jaata tha…

Patni: Ab kya hua… ab kyo nahi jaate…

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Pati: Ab tumse shaadi ho gayi…

Patni: To kya hua?

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Pati: To baghwan se barosaa uth gaya…😜😜😜😜

Patni: Hath###### b###c####

 

 

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Wife: Haaye haaye baby aapke sir se to khoon nikal raha hai…

Husband: Haa yaar mere best friend ne mere sir per baseball bat ghuma ke maara.

Wife:πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š Kyuuu maara. Saale ko… Tum nahi maar sakte the kya. Tumhare haath nahi hai kya…

 

Husband: Baby, mere haath to uski patni ki kamar me the naa😍😍😍.

 

Ab husband ke muh se bhi khoon nikal raha hai and dono aanke sooji padi haiπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š.

 

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Aapko pata hai, Shaadi ke waqt dono husband wife samjota karte hai..

Wife: Apne maa baap kaa ghar chod deti hai….

Pati: Shaanti, kushiya or chan se jeene ki umeed chod deta haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

 

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Husband: Darling aaj dinner me kya banaya hai….

Wife: Kuch nahi banaya kyo ki mai gir gayi thi or lag gayi…

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Husband: Ghabrate hue… kaha giri or kya lagi..

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Wife: Bistar me giri or aankh lag gayi...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

5.

Husband and wife dono long drive se ghar aate hai and wife kitchen me kahana banana shuru kar deti hai…

Husband 10 min baad kitchen me aata hai or dekta hai wife roti bana rahi hai…

Dekte hi bolta hai..

 

Husband: Ye kaise bana rahi ho roti? Ase mat banao thoda jaldi banao,

Jaldi se side change karo warna roti jal jaaye gi...

Jaldi se ghee lagao warna roti jal jaaye gi…

 

Wife(Gusse se): Ab tum seekao ge muje roti banana?

Husband(Haste hue): Naa baba mai to bus tumhe ye batana cha raha tha jaise abhi tum muje long drive per gaadi chalana seeka rahi thi.. Waise hi mai tumhe roti banana seeka raha hu….πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

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Wife ne subh subh bola mera aadha sir duk raha hai…

Ussi time Husband ke muh se galti se nikal gaya….

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Baby Jitna hai utna hi to duke ga…

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Ussi time se Husband ka poora badan duk raha hai…

πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

 

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Ek baar biwi mandir gayi or mannat ka dhaga baadne ke liye haath uthaya or ek dum kuch demag me aaya or ruk gayi...

Dhaga baande bina neeche utar gayi or waapis mud gayi…

 

Husband: Ye kya tha… Maant maangte maangte kyo ruk gayi..

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Wife: Mai maangne to lagi thi ki tumhari saari mushkilye door ho jaaaye, Fir socha kahi mai hi naa NIPAT jaau πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. To ruk gayi.

 

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Wife: Sunno Babe, aapke birthday ke liye bade hi amazing designs waale new kapde liye hai…

Husband: Wow baby,  Thank you so much, dekao naa kya laayi mere liye..

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Wife: Haa abhi pahen kar aati hu...πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

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Wife: Babe, suna hai swarg me husband and wife ko saath rahne nahi dete…

Husband: Baby tabhi to usse swarg kahte haii…

 

 

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Wife: Ek baat bato jaan, kya mai tumhare spno me bhi aati hu…

Husband: Nahi bilkul nahi aati…

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Wife: kyo???

Husband: Kyoki mai Hanuman Chalisa pad kar sota hu..πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 





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