11 Funny Teacher and Students Jokes in Hindi

Chun ke Like hue best of the best teacher jokes and school jokes
Written by Paayi Kill Time |05-Apr-2019 | 0 Comments | 79 Views

Class Teacher - Bache tum padne me dhayn kyo nahi dete ho?
Student - Sir kyoki padai sirf 2 Kaaran se hoti hai..
Class Teacher - Woo kon kon se kaaran hai?
Student - Ek to Darr se or Dusra Shok se.
Class Teacher - toh?
Student - Toh bina wajah ke Shok hum paalte nahi or darte hum kisi ke baap se nahi.
Class Teacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh     

 

 

Class Teacher - Class me baith kar apne Class mates se ladai kyo nahi karni Chiye?
Student - Sir pata nahi, Exam me kab kiske peeche baithna pad jaaye. 
Class Teacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh

 

    
Class Teacher - Ye batao tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hai?
student JoJo - Sir woo To mere Papa
Class Teacher - Woo Kaise?
Student JoJo - kyoki wahi hai jo abhi bhi mummy ke pass sote hai.
Class Teacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh

 


Class Teacher - Jojo Tumhari Age Kitni Hai?
Student Jojo - Ji 12 Saal.
Class Teacher - OR tumhare papa ki age kitni hai?
Student JoJo - Ji Woo bhi 12 Saal.
Class Teacher - Woo Kaise?
Student JoJo - Woo Papa to tabhi bane naa Jab mai Paida Hui.
Class Teacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh

 


Class Teacher - Ye batao Dave tum bade hokar kya bano ge?
Student Dave -  Teacher mai bade hokar Company ka CEO banu ga. Million $$$ banu ga, all the time plane me ghoomu ga, humesha costly clothes, parties, shopping sab karu ga.
Class Teacher - Bus bus rukko Dave. Bacho Tum sab ko Itna lamba Answer Dene ki need nahi. Sirf ek line me answer do please.

Class Teacher - Ab Tum batao JoJo, Tum kya banogi bade hoke.
Student Jojo - Mai Deve ki Biwi.
Class Teacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh

 

 

Class Teacher - Jo mai poochu ga uska answer "jaldi se" dena.
Student - Pakka Sir!
Class Teacher - India ki Capital ka Naam Batao.
Student - 'Jaldi Se'
Class Teacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh

 

 

History Teacher - India ki kon si lady thi jo pahli baar videsh Gayi thi?
Student Jojo - Sir woo "Sita thi", Woo SriLinka gayi thi.
History Teacher -  Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh

 

 


History Teacher - Dave Ye batao ki tum kis aitihasik Person ko pasand nahi karte?
Student Dave - Sir "raja ram mohan roy" Se
History Teacher - Kyu?
Student Dave - Kyo ki unhone hi Baal Vivah band karwaya tha. Warna aaj mere bhi biwi bache hote.
HistoryTeacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh

 

 


Class Teacher - Asa koi lines bolo jisme Hindi, English, Punjabi, Urdu Sab ek hi line me aajaye
Student Jojo - "Ishq di Galli Vich No Entry"
Class Teacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh

 

 


Class Teacher - Dave Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Student Dave - Sir woo Roz Gaaliya khaate hai!
Class Teacher - Means?
Student Dave - Sir woo "Customer Care Executive Hai!"
Class Teacher - Whatttt!!!!laughlaughlaughlaugh



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