10 Random Teacher Students Jokes in Hindi

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Written by Paayi Kill Time |26-Mar-2019 | 0 Comments | 118 Views

Teacher Student Question Joke 
Geography Teacher -  Agar Dharti ke andar LAVA hai to bahar kya hai?
Student - Sir ji Bahar OPPO and VIVO hai!!!laughlaughlaughlaughlaugh
Geography Teacher - Whattttt!!!! 

 

Geography Teacher - Tell me Ganga kaha bahti hai?
Student - Sirf Dharti per.
Geography Teacher - Gusse se - Chalo ye batao map per kaha bahti hai?
Student - Sir Map per kaise bah sakti hai? Map gila nahi ho jaaye ga saara?laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​
Geography Teacher - Whattttt!!!!

 


Biology Teacher - Student tum birds ke baare me sab jaante ho?
Student - Yes sir!!!
Biology Teacher - Chalo fir ye batao woo kon saa bird hai jo Udd nahi sakta?
Student - Sir Mara hu bird.laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​
Biology Teacher - Whattttt!!!

 


Class Teacher - Students ye batao ki semester system hone kaa kya fayda hai?
Students - Sir, fayade ka to pata nahi per besti saal me 2 baar hoo jaati hai!!!!laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​
Class Teacher - Whattttt!!!

 


English Teacher - Ok so tell me the english of "Vasant ne muje mukka maara!"
Student - Sir Iski English hogi - " VasantPunchMe"laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​
English Teacher - Whattttt!!!

 

Class Teacher - Padle Nalayak ladke  warna tu fail ho jaaye ga.
Nalayak Student - Sir Roz padta hu.
Class Teacher - Kya padta hai?
Nalayak Student - Paayi per Jokes laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​
Class Teacher - Whattttt!!!

 


Class Teacher - Kabhi Apni Book bhi Khol ke dek liya kar.
Nalayak Student - Sir Roz kholta hu.
Class Teacher - Konsi?
Nalayak Student - FaceBook! laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​
Class Teacher - Whattttt!!!

 


English Teacher - Mai Tum sabko 2 Sentences Bolu ga tum dono sentences me difference batao.
First - Usne Kapde Dhoye.
Second - Usse Kapde Dhone Pade.
Now tell me the difference between these two lines.

Student - Sir, In first line, Guy is single and happylaugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​  & In Second he is married and done for from life. laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​
English Teacher - Whattttt!!!!

 

Hindi Teacher - Bacho, "Kabutar" word use karke ek sentence banao.
Student - Sham ki Pee Hui Daaru, assignment dekkar "Kab" "Utar" jaati hai pata hai nahi chalta.laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​
Hindi Teacher - Whattttt!!!!

 

Math Teacher - Ek bucket me agar 10 apples hai and un me se 2 karab ho gaye to batao kitne apples bache?
JoJo the Student - Sir, 10 Apples.
Math Teacher - Woo Kaise?
JoJo the Student - Karab Ho Jaane kaa ye matalb thoda naa hai ki woo apple se aam ban gaye.laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​laugh​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
Math Teacher - Whattttt!!!

Jojo the Student - Lawyer banane ki tyari kar rahi hai!!!





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