10 Pati Patni Jokes in Hindi Popular on Whatsapp Chats

Majedar Chutkule: Mast pati patni jokes aapke whatsapp ki chats ke liye
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |09-Dec-2019 | 0 Comments | 41 Views

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Duniya ke 95% aadmiyo ka sakoon and chain uss ladkiyo ne cheen rakha hai jinke naam ke aakir me

“A, I, N, M, T, P, R Y” aata hai…

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Agar yakin nahi hai to.. Soch kar dhang se tassli kar lo…

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Kyo ho gayi tassli???😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

 

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Ek aadmi ko ek unknown number se call aaya…

Lady: Sir ek baat batao, Kya aap single hai…

Husband: Haa dear, Per aap kon ho??

Lady: Tumhari biwi hu kutte, tu ghar aa B###C teri shaadi karwati hu😀😀😀😀

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Thodi der baad… Fir se ghanti baji…

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Lady: Sir kya aap single hai…

Husband: Nahi Married hu…

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Lady: Teri gf bol rahi hu Kutte###. Shaadi kab ki tune….

Husband: Nahi nahi yaar woo ase hi kaha… shaadi kaha ki maine…

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Lady:Biwi hi bol rahi hu mai teri kutte… Tu ghar to aa… theek karti hu tuje….🔫 🔪 💣 ⚡ 💥 😜 😂 😆.

 

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Wife: Babe tumhe yaad hai, jab tum muje dekene aaye the to maine kon se color ki dress daali thi???😉😉😉😉

Husband: Nahi yaar nahi yaad…😰😰😰😰😰

Wife: Iska matlab tum muje pyar nahi karte….

Husband: Nahi yaar asa nahi hai…

 

Baat asi hai… jab koi marne ke liye train ki lines per latne jaata hai.. Tab woo ye nahi dekta ki train ke dabbe ka color kon hai ...😜😂😜😝😜😂😜😝

 

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Pati pepsi saamne rakh kar bada udaas baitha tha...😔

Patni aayi or seeda pepsi se bhara glass uthaya or pee gayi… Saari pepsi peene ke baad husband se poochti aaj bade udaas baithe hoo…

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Pati: Yaar aaj ka din hi bada karab tha..😔

Subh tum se jagda hua, fir raaste me koi car thok ke bagh gaya…,

FIr boss se jagda hua or usne job se nikaal diya…

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Ab Pepsi me Zaher daal kar baitha tha… Woo tum pee gayii😂😅😜😜😂😂.

 

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Ek baar god ne ek husband ki saari memory delete kar di…

Fir usse poocha tumhe kuch yaad hai…

Husband ko apni wife ka naam yaad tha…

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Baghwan: Haste hue… Hadd hai yaar poora system format kar diya per virus wahi ka wahi hai..😂😅😜😜😂😂.

 

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Ek baar ki baat hai… Wife ne husband se poocha…

Wife: Agar mai tumhe 4-6 din na diku to tumhe kaisa lage ga…

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Husband se ye khushi bardasht nahi hui.. Or muh se nikal hi gaya..

Husband: Bahut acha.

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Fir kya tha… Wife pahle din nahi diki.. Wife dusre din bhi nahi diki… Wife tisree din bhi nahi diki… 4th din me jaa kar wife thodi thodi dikni shuru hui… Jab kahi aanko ki soojan kam hui...😂😅😜😜😂😂😂😅😜😜😂😂😂😅😜😜😂😂

 

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30 Saal me duniya yaa kaho Husband-wife ke relation ship me kitna change aaye hai deko…. 

 

1990 Me…

Husband: Ek cup Chai Chaiye…

Wife: Pahle hi bana kar kadi hoti thi….

 

2000 Me..

Husband: Ek cup Chai Chaiye…

Wife: Abhi le kar aayi ji...

 

2005

Husband: Ek cup Chai Chaiye…

Wife: Laati hu…..

 

2010

Husband: Ek cup Chai Chaiye…

Wife: Laa rahi hu.... 10 min do.

 

2015

Husband: Ek cup Chai Chaiye…

Wife: Shor mat machao de rahi hu bana ke… jayda hai to aakar thoda help kar do...

 

2019

Husband: Ek cup Chai Chaiye…

Wife: Haa, piyu gi mere liye chini kam daalna bus…

Husband: Haa wahi pooch raha tha, tum pakka piyo gi naa...😨😨😨😨😢😂😂😂

 

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Santa: Lambi umar karne ke tarike batao na doctor…

Doctor Banta: Shaadi kar le santa…

Santa: Shaadi karne se kya umar lambi ho jaaye gi???

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Doctor Banta: Nahi umar to lambi nahi hogi, per dusare faaye honge…

Santa: Woo kya???

Doctor Banta: Lambi Zindgi jeene ki chahat katam ho jaaye gi…

 

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Ek Airlines ne ek scheme nikaali… aapki ticket ke saath… aapki wife ki ticket free...

Jaise hi ye scheme nikli… sales 10 times bad gayi…

Airlines ne success dek kar socha kyo naa sabhi wife’s ko call karke pooche ke ….. trip kaisa raha?

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Sabhi wife’s: Kon Saa Trip 😨😨😨😨😢😂😂😂😨😨😨😨😢😂😂😂

 

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Banta: Yaar ye “himmat e marda to madad e khuda” ka kya matlab hota hai?

Santa: Ohh Bante --- iska matlab hota hai.. Jo apni biwi ke aage mard banane ki koshi karta hai uski madad to kudha bhi nahi kar sakta…

 

 

 

 

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