10 New Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi on Husband and Wife

Faltu jokes sun ke bore ho gaye ho to pado hindi funny jokes jo husband and wife per hai
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |02-Oct-2019 | 0 Comments | 18 Views

1.

Ek party me ek hot beauty se husband has has kar baate kar raha tha. Tabhi

Wife: chalo ghar chal kar mai  tumhari chot per detol laga deti hu.

Husband: Per muje chot aayi kaha hai?

Wife: Ghar aane tak aajye gi πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›.

 

 

2.

Santa: Yaar bachpan me darya jaata tha ki agar mandak ke patter maaro ge to biwi gungi mile gi. 

Banta: Haa yaar ussi baat ko soch kar kitna darte the.

Santa: Saala ab lagta hai kaash roz maare hote pattar...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜›

 

3.

Husband ( Dinner table per): Yaar ek baat poochu?

Wife: Haa Poocho…

Husband: Ye jo sabzi tumne banai hai… iska naam kya tha?

Wife: Kyo baby kya hua, kyo pooch rahe ho?

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Husband: Muje bhi to Upar jaa kar jawb dena pade ga… Jab wooo pooche ge ki kya kha kar maraπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Wife: What############################.
 

 

4.

Husband Whatsapp per wife ko message karta hai….

Husband: Baby tum meri life ki sabse pyari cheez ho. Sab baghwan ki dua hai mere per ki usne tumhe meri zindgi me beja. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH…..

 

Wife: Haaye tauba… Aaj fir pee lii. Chal koi naa aaja ghar kuch nahi bolu gi.

Husband ka reply: Ghar ke bahar kada hu baby, please door open kar do naa πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

 

5.

Wife: Jaan ek baat batao aap muje “Raani” kyo bolte ho.

Husband: Kyoki “Nakurani” bahut bada ho jaata hai isliye😜😜😜.

Wife(Full Gusse me):Tumhe pata hai mai tumhe “JAAN” kyo bulati hu?

Husband: Nahi.. pata batao kyo bolti ho?

Wife: Kyoki “Janwar” bolne me bada lagta hai naa isiliye Jaan bol deti hu😝😜😝😜.

 

 

6.

Ek baar ek Bimar Husband ko wife Hospital leke jaati hai checkup ke liye.

Doctor Checkup ke Baad Wife se akele milne aata hai or bolta hai..

 

Doctor: Aapke pati ki haaltbadi hi karab hai… aapko unhe bilkul bhi tension nahi deni, chisi cheez ki tension nahi deni.. 

Aap kuch month koi shopping mat kare πŸ‘šπŸ‘—πŸ‘šπŸ‘—.. 

kuch month unke upar mat chilaaye... 

kuch month unhi ke fav tv channel deke…

Koi Jewelry mat kareedo kuch mahine πŸ’«πŸ’ πŸ’«πŸ’…

Ab ghar jaate waqt Husband ne poocha - Baby doctor ne kya kaha?

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Wife: Sirf itna kaha baby ki madam aapko himmat rakhi chiye ab aapke husband thode din ke mahmaan hai...😝😜😝😜😝😜😝😜

 

 

7.

Santa Mummy se: Mummy ki kahani sunao naa.

Mummy: Beta muje to abhi koi kahani yaad nahi hai.

Santa: Per muje to sunni hai mummy.

Santa: Abhi Tumhare papa ko ghar aane de, tab mai unse poochu gi ki itni der kaise ho gayi. 

 

Tab dekiyo woo kitni kahaniya sunate hai 😝 😝 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ˜‰ 😁 …..

 

 

8.

Teacher: Santa mai tumhe 2 sentence dungi and tumhe undono me sentences me difference batana hai.

Santa: Ok Madam.

Teacher: Acha batao in do lines me kya difference hai…

  • Usne bartan dhoye.

  • Usse bartan dhone pade.

Santa: Madam ji, pahle waale sentence me ladka single hai and dusre waale sentence me ladka married haiπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜‚.

Teacher: What#####

 

9.

Santa: Yaar Shaadi kya hai?

Banta: Yaar shaadi woo bala hai jisme 2 log milkar unn saari problems ko solve karne ki try karte rahte hai jo unhe life me pahle kabhi thi hi nahi.

Santa: Shaant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

10.

Sheela: Yaar basanti tumhare pati tumhare maike jaane ke baad kya ghar saaf rakhte hai?

Basanti:Yaar bartan tab tak gande rahte hai jab tak Kadai me chai banane ki naubat naa aajaye.

Sheela: Cheeee fir to mai shaadi hai nahi karu gi πŸ‘ πŸ‘ .





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