10 New Whatsapp Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Majedar Chutkule: Whatsaap jokes woo bhi hindi me aapki wife ke liye
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |10-Oct-2019 | 0 Comments | 7 Views

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Wife: Baby suno naa, Muje new saree chiye..

Husband: per jaan tumhare pass to kitni new saree’s hai. New kyo chiye?

Wife: kyo ki woo sab saree’s humre muhle ki aurate dek chuki hai…

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Husband(thoda soch kar): fir saree kyo new leni hai muhala change kar dete hai..😜😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂. 

 

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Wife: Tumne padosan kyo gale kyo lagaya?

Husband: Tum hi to apne friends ko bolti ho..mera hubby is like my baby…

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Wife: To?

Husband: Baby means bacha, Bacha kuch bhi kar sakta hai…😜😉

Wife: Haa to Baby ko mai patak patak ke dho bhi sakti hu.👊👋👊.

Husband: #############

 

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World me sirf 1% ladkiya hai jo sports khelti hai….

Baaki ki 99% ladkiya to apne pati ki zindgi se khelti hai...😂 😂 😂

 

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Doctor: Or sir kaisi health hai aapki wife ki ab?

Husband: Sir, ab to kaafi thik hai, Aaj to ache se ladi bhi mere see...😂😂😂

😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

 

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Ek din Ek husband and wife samundar ke kinare per kade the… ussi time waha Tsunami aajane ke kaaran uski wife ko apne saath le gayi..

FIr kuch din baad fir se woo aadmi samundar ke kinare per aaya to… her ek minute me samundar ki lahre uske kadmo per aarahi thi…

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Aadmi: Deko samundar bhai, ab tum mere kitne bhi par pakdo mai apni biwi ko waapis lene waala nahi hu... Uthne se pahle dekna chiye the tumhe ki kis bala ko utha rahe ho… To kudh hi nipto ab...😜😜😜😜😜

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

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Wife: Chalo baby aaj kahi ghoomne chalte hai… per gaadi mai chalaugi OK…

 

Husband: Wah Wah Wah… matlab jaaye ge car me.. Or aaye ge kal akharbar me..😜😜😜😜😜

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Wife ab Naraz baithi hai…….

 

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Ek husband and wife ki abhut badi ladai hui…

Kuch der baad…

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Wife: Woo 3 magical words bolo or ladai katam karo….

Husband: I Love you🌹

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Wife: Nahi ye nahi hai woo word... 😡 😡 😡

 

Husband: I miss you😜

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Wife: Nahi ye bhi nahi hai woo word... 😡 😡 😡

Husband: I like you😜

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Wife: Nahi ye nahi.. Ab tum muje or gussa mat dilao... 😡 😡 😡

Husband: Galti meri thi….😔😩😖😆😆😜😜😂😂

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Wife: YES. I love you baby tum kitne ache ho...

 

 

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Santa ki biwi ki achanak se death ho gayi… Shok sabha per…

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Banta:Yaar kya hua babhi kaise mar gayi…

Santa: Yaar kya batau...achi bhali chai pee rahi thi ki achanak…

Banta: Yaar woo chai abhi or padi hai kya??😔😩😖

😆😆😜😜😂😂

 

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Santa apni biwi ko ghabraya hua doctor banta ke pass leke gaya… 

Banta: Side per aa santa or bata kya hau…

Santa: Yaar teri babhi ne 32gb ka memory card kha liya tab se gaane gaa rahi hai…

Banta: Kon se gaane…

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Santa: Saale tuje gaano ki padi hai yaa meri ye soch kar fati jaa rahi hai jab ye video folder per pooche gi to kya gaaye gi 😆😆😜😜😂😂

 

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Wife: Sunno naa, ab to aurato ko bhi mandir me parvesh mil gaya hai…

Husband: Ab shani dev ko pata lage ga - Saadsati kisse kahte hai..😜😜😜😜😜😜

 





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