10 Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp Friends

Funny jokes chiye apne whatsapp groups ke liye to check karo Husband wife jokes woo bhi Hindi me.
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |09-Dec-2019 | 0 Comments | 45 Views

1.

Husband and wife me bahas chal rahi thi and baat baat per biwi ka jawab GST GST aaraha tha.

Husband: Ye baar baar GST GST kya bol rahi ho?

Wife: 

G - Galti 

S - Sirf 

T - Tumhari Hai!!!

 

 

2.

Wife: Aap Sulemaan ki biwi ke janaje per kyo nahi gaye?

Husband: Yaar kis muh se jaau, apni teesri biwi ke janajee per bula raha hai or yaha mai usse ek ke pe bhi nahi bula saka.😉😂😉😂😉

Wife: B##########C###

 

 

3.

Wife: Aap Sulemaan ki biwi ke janaje per kyo nahi gaye?

Husband: Yaar kis muh se jaau, apni teesri biwi ke janajee per bula raha hai or yaha mai usse ek ke pe bhi nahi bula saka.😉😂😉😂😉

Wife: B##########C...

 

 

4.

Wife: Acha ek baat batao.

Husband: Poocho..

 

Wife: Agar mai waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte naa 😇😇?

Husband: Nahi, balki tumhe dek kar darr jaate.

 

Wife: Aare woo kyo😈 😈?

Husband: Kyo ki log bolte are woo deko BURA waqt aaraha hai 😂😂😂😂😂.

 

 

5.

Ek office me Ek Boss ne Apne cabin me poster lagaya and uspe lika tha:

I AM THE BOSS HERE, DON’T FORGET AND BE IN YOUR LIMITS.

Jab boss ab lunch karke waapis aaya to uske table per ek note chipka hua tha. 

 

Usper lika tha.

“SIR AAPKI WIFE KA PHONE AAYA THA OR WOO BADE GUSSE ME BOL RAHI THI KI  

“JO MERE ROOM KA POSTER UTAAR KAR WOO TUMHARA BOSS JO OFFICE LE GAYA HAI NAA USSE BOL DENA SHAM KO AATA HUA USSE SAATH LEKE AAYE WARNA GHAR ME NAHI GHUSNE DUNGI” 😂😉😂😂😉😂😂😉😂.

 

 

6.

Husband: yaar ek baat batau meri wife naa bade karcheele sabah ki ho gayi hai. Kabhi 10000, kabhi 20000 maagti rahti hai.

 

Dost: yaar Babhi karti kya hai itne paiso ka.

Husband: Muje kya pata? Maine kabhi diye hi nahi😂😉😂😂😉😂😂😉😂😂😉😂.

 

 

7.

Wife Ready hoke husband ke saamne aati hai or poochti hai.

Wife: Mai kaisi lag rahi hu?

 

Husband: Maan to kar raha hai tuje utha kar apne dushman ke sir per fak du 😎😎😎😎😎😎.

Wife ( Gusse Se): Kyo?😈😈

 

Husband : Bomb lag rahi ho bomb..😎😎😎😎😎😎.

 

 

8.

Santa: yaar shaadi ka kya matlab hota hai?

Banta: Dhoom dham se kudh apni jaan ki supari dena 😂😂😂.

 

 

9.

Somya: yaar kal tum Kitti party me kyo nahi aayi?

Neha: yaar kal meri BMW nahi aayi isi liye.

Somya: wow tere pass BMW hai😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮.

Neha : Bartan Maajne Waali 😉😂😉😉😂😉.

 

 

10.

Teacher: acha bacho batao agar father ghar ke head hote hai to mummy kya hoti hai?

Jojo: Mam, agar papa ghar ke head hai to mummy ghar ki gardan(neck). Ab gardan(neck) jidar bhi mude gi head ko ussi side mudna pade ga.

 

 

 

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