10 Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi for Whatsapp

Checkout Best Hindi jokes on Husband and wife which you can share it on Whatsapp jokes group
Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |09-Dec-2019 | 0 Comments | 98 Views

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Husband apni Wife Se: Darling aaj kuch asi chai banao ki mera saara badan jhoom jaaye and mera dil naach uthe.

Wife apne Husband se: Chai me mai bhas kaa dudh daal sakti hu, naagni kaa nahi.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

 

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Wife apne Hubby se: Baby muje joke samaj nahi aate.

Husband apni Wife Se: Baby aaine me jaakar dek le, joke samaj aajaye ga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Husband abhi Hospital me hai.

 

 

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Worker: Boss, App office me Sirf Husbands ko kyo job dete hai?

Boss: Kyoki unhe insult karwane ki aadat hoti hai or unhe ghar jaane ki bhi koi jaldi nahi hoti.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

 

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Question In Exam: Patni kya hai?

Answer by JoJo: Patni uss power ka naam hai jiske ek baar ghoorne se tori ki sabji me bhindi ka sawad aane lagta hai! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

 

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Wife: Agar meri Shaadi kisi Rakshasa se bhi hui hoti naa tab bhi meri zindgi tumhare yaha se kahi guna achi hoti.

Husband: Re Pagal Aurat!! Kabhi Koon ke rishto me bhi shaadi hoti hai?

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

 

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Sham ko Office se jaise hi Husband ghar aaya to Wife ne Bad-Bad shuru kar di!

Husband Duki Hokar: Yaar itna kaam karke aaya ho thoda fresh to ho lene do please.

Wife Kushi se: Mai morning se akeli thi to mai ab fresh ho rahi hu bad-bad karke. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Husband: Whatttt!!!!!

 

 

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Rahul:Yaar tu kal itna sad tha, kya hua?

Gaurav: Meri Wife ne kal 50000 ki saree pe paise waist kar diye the.

Rahul: To aaj itna happy kyo hai?

Gaurav: Kyoki aaj meri wife wahi saree daal kar teri wife se milne jaa rahi hai. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

 

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Wife Call: Suno Jaan apna dhyan rahko aaj kal machar bahut ho rahe hai.

Husband ka response: Saara Khoon to tune choos liya. Ab machar ka apne khone dene aaye ga muje. Chal Phone Rak!.

Wife : b#########c##########c##############ye.

 

 

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Judge Court me: Haa madam kyo divorce chiye? Kis Grounds pe chiye?

Madam ka reply: Ground to bahut bada hai ghar ke saamne hi woo bhi cricket kaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

Judge: Nahi nahi mai pooch raha hu.Case ki Zameen kya hai?

Madam ka reply: Zameen to humare bangle ki share ke beecho beech haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

Judge: Madam aap samaj nahi rahe, Mai poochna chahtu hu aap jo divorce lena chahti hai, kis aadar per?

Madam ka reply: Mere pass hai sir adhar card, aap chinta kyo karte hai😜😝😜😝.

 

Judge: Ufffffff, Madam please. Ye batao aap divoce ki neev kya hai.

Madam ka reply: Sir Chinta hi naa karo kitni bhi unchi building banalo ghar ki neev badi strong hai humare.

 

Judge: Yaar koi tapad maare muje jo ase poocha. Devi ji aap talak kyo lena chahti hai?

Madam ka reply: Mai kaha lena chahti hu, woo to mere pati hai jo lena chahte hai.

 

Judge Husband ki or dekte hue: aap apni patni se divoce kyo lena chahte hai?

Pati: YE JO AAPKI HAALT ABHI HUI WOO MERI ROZ HOTI HAI πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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JUDGE( BHARI ANKHO SE): DIVORCE GRANTEDπŸ€’πŸ€’.

 

 

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Ramu apne dost se: Tuje pata hai Shamu. Ganesh baghwan ki do biwiya thi ek kaa naam Ridhi and Sidhi.

Shamu: Or teri ek hi hai woo bhi ZiddiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Ramu: hatt be Ch###############ye

 

 

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