10 Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp Groups

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Written by Paayi Funny Jokes |02-Oct-2019 | 0 Comments | 19 Views

1. Hay Prabhu ye kya Moh Maaya hai?

Apna Bacha Roye to Dil me dard hota hai

Padosi kaa Roye to SAR me dard hota hai….😜😝😜😝

 

Wahi Apni Biwi roye to SAR me dard hota hai..😜😝😜😝

Padosi ki roye to.. Dil me DARD hota hai πŸ’˜πŸ˜œπŸ’˜πŸ˜œπŸ’˜πŸ˜œ.

 

SAB PRABHU KI MAYA HAI!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰

 

 

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Husband: Muje Office me ek single ladke ne slaha di ki wife se kabhi bhi panga nahi liya jaata. Just smile, uska gussa shant ho jaaye ga.

 

FIR MAINE GHAR JAAKE WAHI KIYA.😏😏😏😏

 

WIFE: Saala badi Hassi aarahi hai tumhe? 

Ye Batti se abhi bahar nikaal dungi 😁😁😁.

 

 

 

3.

Jab ladki Apne Baap ke ghar hoti hai to “Raani” ban kar rahti hai..

Fir jab Apne Pati ke ghar jaati hai to “LAXMI” ban kar jaati hai…

Or Pati ke ghar kaam kar kar ke woo “BAI” ban jaati hai….

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Fir woo “RAANI LAXMI BAI” BAN JAI HAI..

Apne hi pati ko Angrej samjne lag jaati hai.. Or angrej samaj ke ladna shuru kar deti haiπŸ˜πŸ’ƒπŸ˜πŸ’ƒ.

 

Ab fir bechara pati pareshan hoke Angreji  πŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒ πŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒ πŸ₯ƒπŸ₯ƒ Na piye to kya kare.πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ

 

 

4.

Husband: Yaar tere baap ki naa “Jale per namak” Chidakne ki bahut buri aadat hai.

Wife: Kyo kya hua baby?

Husband: Aaj pooch raha tha mere “ meri beti se shaadi karke kuch to ho naa ?πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚

 

5.

 

AGAR AAPKI PATNI AAPKA KAHNA NAHI MAANTI TOO 😯😯😯😯

TO 😯😯😯😯😯😯

TO 😯😯😯😯😯😯

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ITNE DHYAN SE MAT PADO….

WOO ISTRI HI NAHI PATNI HAI AB TO… WOO KISI KAA NAHI MAANTI…

 

ISKA KOI ILAAJ NAHI HAI πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜†πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚

 

 

6.

Wife: Yaar Sunte ho? Aapka best friend ek bilkul pagal aaurat se shaadi karne jaa raha hai. Aap Rokte kyo nahi usse?

 

Husband: Kyo rokku usse? Usne rokka he muje?πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰

 

 

7.

Wife: Sunno Kya 3 Kg Matar Lelu?

Husband: Dek lo.. Tumhe ache lag rahe hai to le lo.

 

Wife: Mai Tumhari koi rai nahi maang rahi😎😎. Sirf Pooch rahi hu ki lelu kyo ki cheelne tumhe hi hai.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

 

8.

Husband: Daru ka glass banata hai or Wife ko bolta hai - Ye lo baby piyo isse.

Wife: Ek ghut peeti hai or bolti hai - Cheee kitni bakwas hai ye. Itna kadwaa taste iska.

 

Husband: Or tuje lagta hai mai majje karta hu. Jahar ke ghut peeta hu jahar ke.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜›

 

 

9.

Life ke kuch facts ..

Friends Asian Paints ki trah hote hai .. Jo Duniya Badal de.

Girlfriends Everest Masale ki trah hoti hai .. Taste me Best.

Or 

Or 

Wife: Mosquito Coil ki trah  .. Jo Kone Kone se dund dund kar maareπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

 

10. Husband ne Wife ko Call Kiya: Tring Tring. Tring Tring.

2nd time kiya fir kuch ghantiyo ke baad biwi ne call uthaya.

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Husband( Gusse me): Kaha thi yaar call kyo nahi utha rahi thi😈 😈 😈?

Wife( Haafte Hue): Ringtone pe naach rahi thi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

 

 





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